the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to be justin beiber

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the power to commit crime.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!