the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Balls.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!