the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!