The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!