The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

the power to not watch south park

the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

The power of making toast land butter-side up

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to jump -50% higher

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The power to give yourself a sinus infection

The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

To pee standing up.

The power to read your own thoughts.

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

the power to masturbate just one time a day

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!