The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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Retractable Teeth

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to eat food

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!