Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to see through water

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to die on command

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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Death at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!