The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to bleed

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to write about power.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The pewer to maek typos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!