power to see through glass doors

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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Lactokinesis

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!