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the power to see when the lights are on
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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.
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The power to kill yourself.
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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say
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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards
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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.
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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.
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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with
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the power to fly but only upward
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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.
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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.
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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
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The power to look through glass.
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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.
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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.
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The power to bleed
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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day
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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.
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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.
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The power to look what is at the back of your head.
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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.
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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...
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The power to conjure chairs at will.
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The power to do nothing.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!