The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to see the present.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!