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The pewer to maek typos.
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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else
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The power to understand myspace
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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.
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The ability to play black ops anytime you want
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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest
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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.
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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.
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The power to think you have powers.
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black people
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Th power to be telepathetic
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The power to fly without leaving the ground.
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The power to hear a dog whistle
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The power to teleport to the place of where you are
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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.
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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.
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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.
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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...
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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.
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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.
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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?
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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.
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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.
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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!