The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!