The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to have a power

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to not talk.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!