- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

The power to poo.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

The power to make a pint a gallon

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

the power to self destruct without hurting people.

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

The power to shower naked.

Pointless Super Powers