- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to watch womens basketball

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to do anything within your limits.

The power to control hummingbirds.

The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

The power to poop out your penis.

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to kill yourself.

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

Pointless Super Powers