The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!