The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to die at will

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!