The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The ability to fart pee.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!