the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the power to fail any test you want

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To pee standing up.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!