The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to shit brix

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The pewer to maek typos.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!