The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to be wrong

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to see through air.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!