The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the power to die at will

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to peel stickers

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to kill yourself.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!