The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to bleed

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to write about power.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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wast your time on the computer

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to not have a power.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!