The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to die but once

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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the power to.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................waste your time

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black people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!