The power to exist

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to be stupid

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!