The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!