being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to pee standing up

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!