The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to like any show

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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Being a freemason

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!