The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!