The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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power to see through glass doors

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to feel extreme pain

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to resist trolling.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!