The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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Guys, it's over.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to eat food

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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Lactokinesis

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to die but once

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to die and get away with it

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!