The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to spell backwards.

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KeemStar

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the power to in power your self

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!