The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to get really mad.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the power to die at will

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!