The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to see through bones.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power of exact change

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to turn into paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!