The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to know what time is not

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!