The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to fly but only upward

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!