The ability to do nothing

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power of exact change

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!