The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to not have power

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!