The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to ride a bike

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the power to pee on command

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!