The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to be normal.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Swiss army teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!