The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the power to get really mad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!