The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to shit brix

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to see through water

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!