the ability to die once you have died

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The power to have a power

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to see through windows

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!