The power to read autistic people's minds

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the ability to die once you have died

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!