the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!