The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!