thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to see through bones.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!