The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power of Acid Tears

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to understand irony.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!