to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!