The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to see through bones.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!