The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power to not have a power.

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

The power to attract bullets.

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to not yawn after someone else does.

the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power to swallow chewed up food.

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

The power to get thumbs down.

tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

Being a freemason

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

the power to see the present.

the power to move something right next to you

The power to have a power

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!