The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!