- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to snore.

The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to see through pastry..

The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

the power to feel extreme pain

The power to ride a bike

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

the power to die tomorrow morning.

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

The power to burn ashes

Pointless Super Powers