To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power of exact change

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!