The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!