The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the super power of being a housewife..

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!