The power to be normal.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to see through windows

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!