The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!