The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!