The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to shit brix

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!