The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be stupid

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to fart flames

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!