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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks
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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.
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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds
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The power to think out loud without saying a word
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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...
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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you
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the power two become drunk at anytime
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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised
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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.
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The power to hypnotize chickens
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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late
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The power to make people work and read ????
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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.
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The power to reproduce asexually.
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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.
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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.
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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.
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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.
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The power to draw a perfect circle
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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time
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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.
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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...
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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind
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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!