The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power spite flower

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!