the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Have sex but not feel it

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!