The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to smell farts nearby

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

The power to do your homework.

The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

The power to put out light from your butt

The power to change your mind

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

The power to see through bones.

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!