The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!