The power to get older every second

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!