the power to fly indoors

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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Being a freemason

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the power to see the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!