The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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solar powered night-vision

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!