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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.
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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.
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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.
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the power to poo every time someone asks you out
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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE
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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.
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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.
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to make water turn blue when you touch it.
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The power to eat your own face.. the one time
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The power to see the present.
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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.
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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.
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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news
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The power to think of any superpower but not have it
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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.
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The power to see as Stevie Wonder
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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.
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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.
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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will
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The power to turn things in to wood
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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.
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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.
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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks
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The power to put out light from your butt
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!