The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to see through glass

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to see through water

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!