The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to write a country song

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!