The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to not have power

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!