The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!