The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to wink really fast.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!