The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to eat food

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to liquify yourself.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to change your mind

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!