The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to fart flames

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!