- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

the power to die at will

The power to lose the remote.

The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

the power to not have power

The power to make objects slightly furry

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

The powers to lose your current power forever

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

Pointless Super Powers