- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to only do pointless things.

the ability turn off your super ability.....

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

The power to fail every time you try to do something

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

The power to die but once

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

The power to die and get away with it

The ability to never have to take a shit again

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

the power to fly if you are touching the ground

The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

The power to draw a perfect circle

The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

The power to smell farts nearby

The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!