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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.
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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors
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The power to die and get away with it
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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened
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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts
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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place
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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side
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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.
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thee power to not eat but still starve
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The power to smell farts nearby
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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)
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The power to draw a perfect circle
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The power to when you get scared, you fart.
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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.
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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.
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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.
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the power to fly if you are touching the ground
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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.
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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.
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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea
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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.
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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.
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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!