The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to sleep

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to be born.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!