The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!