The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to be born.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!