- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself a BJ.

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

The power to stop time for 1 second

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to fail every time you try to do something

the ability turn off your super ability.....

The power to die but once

The ability to smell colors.

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

The ability to never have to take a shit again

The power to die and get away with it

The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

Pointless Super Powers