The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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black people

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!