The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to turn into paper

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the ability to enjoy school

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!